Ⅰ 【英语小品剧本】

SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人 音乐起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场 S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ? 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen , I’m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you ! Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white . 猎 人 出 场 H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，猎人追赶白雪，公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please ! 白雪顺利脱逃后 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音乐起，7个小矮人出场， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\Somebody drank my water---- 3\Someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl!---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you! D:（齐说）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white. 皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you! Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 Snow white wake up, wake up… 音乐起，小矮人引着王子出场 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 王子唤醒公主，公主醒了 P：Wake up ! Wake up , my queen ! S.w: Thank you for your help ! P: My pleasure ! 音乐起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞

Ⅱ 谁给个英语的小品 4人的 5分钟左右

5人英来语短剧】阿拉丁自传说 The Tale of Aladdin

【7人英语短剧】Cinderella 灰姑娘 7人 短剧

【The Gifts （礼物）】中英文短剧剧本

【4人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin

灰姑娘的剧本
http://www.jjcdixon.btinternet.co.uk/cinderella.htm

【7人英文话剧】花木兰 Mulan

Ⅲ 三个人的搞笑小品（英文版）

我提议下意见吧，仅供参考：
要是说给老外呢，就得考虑他们的观念，也就是咱们和他们的笑点不同，所以，他们哈哈大笑的我们可能感觉没意思，同理，他们也一样。
要是说给中国人，那就简单了。直接把搞笑的翻译出来就行。
小品？参考赵本山大叔的啊。春晚系列的，要是我有机会我就说相声，不光是语言，表情，动作到位了最好，可以参考郭德纲的，超搞笑的。
当然以上意见，只针对北方，南方的不太了解。周立波不是说我们北方的相声是吃大蒜么。。他是和咖啡的。。。。。。
欣赏角度不同。。。。。。

Ⅳ 英语搞笑小品

中小学英语剧本文章列表
[中小学英语剧本]龟兔赛跑 佚名 12-06
[中小学英语剧本]Pull up the turnip 佚名 12-06
[中小学英语剧本]远 离 网 吧Keep Away From the Net 佚名 12-06
[中小学英语剧本]The Ugly Duckling 佚名 12-06
[中小学英语剧本]《白雪公主》英语童话剧 佚名 09-18
[中小学英语剧本]AprilFool'sDay 佚名 04-03
[中小学英语剧本]玛菲女儿《吐蕃来使求娶文成公主》（独幕剧） 小吗啡（… 12-08
[中小学英语剧本]英语短剧： The Tortoise and the Hare（龟兔赛跑） 尚丽娟（… 11-27
[中小学英语剧本]英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） 尚丽娟（… 11-27
[中小学英语剧本]英语童话剧：白雪公主<剧本> 佚名 11-27
[中小学英语剧本]儿童英语剧本Little Red coat 佚名 11-27
[中小学英语剧本]英语表演剧本--小狮子找食物 佚名 11-27
[中小学英语剧本]英语小品剧本-----小红帽 佚名 11-27
[中小学英语剧本]英文小品The Ants and the Picnic 佚名 11-10
[中小学英语剧本]Jungle Story 张宇 11-10
[中小学英语剧本]The Three Bears 张宇 11-10
[中小学英语剧本]Little Red Riding Hood 张宇 11-10
[中小学英语剧本]Cinderella 张宇 11-10
[中小学英语剧本]Little Duck 佚名 11-10
http://www.coffbar.com/Article/midpre/midpren/Index.html

Ⅳ 5分钟英语小品带翻译。

是tangnguoitoiyeu-youcantrustinme特好听！~
这首歌有两个版本，dj版和慢板~~~~

Ⅵ 英语小品

一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。。。
Cast
Erin Chang: Robber
Debby Tsai: Police officer
Serrin Lee: Betel nut girl
Alec Zhao: Ghost student
Leo Lee: Taxi driver
Yi-ling Chen: Pregnant woman
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Summary
This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student.

Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go?
Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy. I’m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please.
Tommy: Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I remember there’s only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure you’re going to Chong-Shan North Road?
Betel nut girl: Um, I’m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later.
Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? You’re probably not married since you’re so young. Do you have a girlfriend?
Tommy: Um…miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to have a look?
Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here. By the way, don’t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax.
Tommy: What…what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I’ll scream!
Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off.
Tommy: (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you.
Betel nut girl: Um! Take it!
Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi!
Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man.
Tommy: Where are you going?
Pregnant woman: Hospital, please.
Tommy: You’re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiring carrying a baby.
Pregnant woman: Yeah. It’s almost nine months.
Tommy: Woo. Congratulations.
Pregnant woman: Thank you.
Pregnant woman: (screaming)
Tommy: Are you ok?
Pregnant woman: (screaming)
Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down.
Pregnant woman: (screaming)
Tommy: We’re almost there.
Pregnant woman: (screaming)
Tommy: Here we are.
Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it?
Tommy: Aren’t you going into labor?
Pregnant woman: Me? Are you kidding? It’s still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.
Tommy: What? Well, what were you just doing?
Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know. Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.
Tommy: Practice! All right… well, the total is one hundred twenty dollars.
Tommy: This woman was so strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car!
Robber: Get out of here, quickly!
Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber.
Tommy: Where do you want to go?
Robber: Shut up! Just drive!
Tommy: Hey…Hey. Be careful, there’s no eye in bullets.
Robber: Shut up! Just drive your car.
Tommy: Ok! Ok! You are the boss.
Robber: Hum…your gold necklace is very good looking. If it were on my neck, that would be nice.
Tommy: Oh…com…come on, don’t do this to me. This is a fake one. I just try to look tough by wearing it.
Robber: STOP nonsense!! Don’t treat me like a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you!
Tommy: OK! OK! Take it easy. My mouth is sealed.
Robber: .... I don’t want to do this …really… but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jail…I really have no choice.
Tommy: Don’t be so sad…. Here is tissue.
Robber: Thank you. Now give me your gold necklace! Hurry up! Do you want to eat bullets!!
Tommy: But…but…but….
Robber: Just hand it to me or I’ll become a really bad guy!!
Tommy: I don’t want to die yet.
The police: Beep~Beep~ stop the car.
Tommy: OH! Thank God! I am safe now! Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me and….
Police officer: Show me your license and registration.
Tommy: But…sir.…I got a robber in my back….
Police officer: I only watch out for traffic! The public security is not my business.
Tommy: Not your business? But…
Police officer: Here’s your ticket. You were speeding.
Tommy: But I got a robber in my car! She told me if I couldn’t drive fast enough, she’d shoot me.
Police officer: And where is the robber?
Tommy: Just right over….what!! She’s gone; she was here just now….
Police officer: See….your lie is stupid… Remember to take the ticket.
Tommy: Sir! Sir!
Tommy: I’m so unlucky. Today is not my day! Oh, no! How did I come to this middle-of-nowhere? Someone’s waving at me. Who would take a taxi in this strange place?
Tommy: Hello! Serving you is my honor. Where do you want to go? Ghost student: To my home, please.
Tommy: Um…can you say it more clearly? I don’t know where your home is.
Ghost student: Oh, my home is located on Ta-Du Mountain.
Tommy: No problem. Um… it’s an unusual place to live.
Ghost student: Yes. It’s very special. My ancestors all lived here.
Tommy: Oh! You’ve lived here for a long time, right?
Ghost student: That’s right.
Tommy: Here we are, but I don’t see any houses around. By the way, it’s so dark here.
Ghost student: Don’t be so surprised. We’re in the mountain.
Tommy: Are you sure your home is here?
Ghost student: Yes. How much is it?
Tommy: Um…The total is 100 dollars.
Ghost student: I only have a 500 dollars bill.
Tommy: That’s OK, I can give you change.
Ghost student: There you go.
Tommy: Um... What’s this?
Ghost student: Money.
Tommy: But...where did he go? Oh, no!…This is…ghost money…(screaming)

From: http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/2012-02-18/168691.html

Ⅶ 急 找搞笑英语小品剧本（有中英文对照）

呃 英文小品……：抄）

建议袭楼主可以这样去做，把陈佩斯朱时茂的胡椒或者吃面条之类小品改成英文版的，因为他们的小品重表演，轻语言，搞笑都在动作上，尤其这两个小品话尤为少，改起来很容易的～～：）

希望对楼主有所帮助～～：）

Ⅷ 小品剧本英文版的有哪些

这个要看自己的英语水平了，如果喜欢某个小品而英语能力强的话直接翻译过来就行了。如果没有，那么网上也有很多的，输入名字直接搜索就可以了

Ⅸ 英文小品剧本

对不起啊！我真的don'konw!