『壹』 跪求英语搞笑话剧剧本【去医院看病】

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『贰』 经典英语话剧剧本

白雪公主和七个小矮人
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
----音乐起, 旁白:A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn’t like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.
----白雪出场( 扫地,做清洁.)
白雪:My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
----音乐起,皇后出场
皇后:I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜:Yes, I’m coming. What do you want to know?
皇后:Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful?
魔镜:You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后:She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
魔镜:Yes. She is Snow White.
皇后:Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here!
猎人:Yes. I’m here now.
皇后:Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.
猎人:But she is the princess. …
皇后:No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don’t want to see her again.
猎人:Yes!
皇后:Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.
猎人:Yes!
----音乐起
白雪:( 高兴地摘花 ) One flower,two flowers,three flowers…. How many flowers! How beautiful!
猎人:( 慢慢地拔出刀,但犹豫着说 ) Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can’t! I can’t kill her!
白雪:( 看到后大声哭叫)What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?
猎人: I’m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.
白雪:But who?
猎人:The queen.
白雪: But why?
猎人:You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.
白雪:My dear hunter. Don’t kill me. I will runfar away and never come back again.
猎人:Ok. Run away, the poor child.
白雪:Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白:At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.
白雪:Oh, my God! The queen can’t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Oh, how I want to sleep!
旁白:When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were looking for gold in the mountain.
①老学究:Look, the lamp in our house is on!
②开心果:Who is it?
③喷嚏精:Maybe it’s the ghost!
④瞌睡虫:Let’s go into our house quietly.
⑤害羞鬼:Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
⑥老顽固:Maybe it’s the witch.
⑦手拿烛光照到白雪的脸. ①~⑦他们都惊叫起来
老学究:What a lovely child!
开心果:How beautiful!
喷嚏精:Who is she?
瞌睡虫:Don’t wake her up.
害羞鬼:Why is she coming here?
老顽固:Kill her.
白雪: ( 醒来 ) What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are senven dwarfs.
七矮人:(齐说) Yes,But why are you in our house?
白雪:The queen wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don’t drive me away. Let me stay with you.
老学究:If you look after our house.
开心果:If you do some cooking for us.
喷嚏精:If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡虫:If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼:But you must be careful.
老顽固:Don’t go out. Don’t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.
白雪:I know. I know. Thank you.
旁白:From then on, Snow White kept the house.
On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.
皇后:Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful?
魔镜: You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.
皇后:What? Snow White is not dead?……Haha,I got a good idear.
旁白:The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .
皇后:Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.
白雪:Hi, good day, my good grandmother.
皇后:Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please!
白雪:OK! Thank you! ( 咬了一小口,死了 )
皇后:Hahaha….Now I’m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白:When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead
七矮人:What’s the matter?
老学究:Snow White is dead.
七矮人:Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the bad queen. (哭着拣一些花放在白雪身上)
旁白:Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose. One day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs’ house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.
王子:Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife.
七矮人:Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be kind to her,please.
王子:Yes, I will.I will love her forever!( 吻白雪手)
旁白:As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life
白雪:Oh, my god! Where am I? What happened?
王子:You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my queen, will you?
白雪:Yes, I will, my dear!
七矮人:Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
----音乐起,旁白:The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show
白雪:Good Bye!
七矮人:Bye-bye! May you Happy Forever!
白雪、王子:Thank you.Good Bye.See you later.
(谢幕)

『叁』 英语话剧剧本

英语话剧剧本推荐:《威尼斯商人》、《俄狄浦斯王》、《第十二夜》、《被缚的普罗米修斯》、《鸟》。

1、《威尼斯商人》

威尼斯商人是由英国戏剧家莎士比亚创作的戏剧,是具有讽刺意味的喜剧。 大约在1596年至1597年间制作的。

该剧的情节通过三个线索得以展现:一个是Portia选择亲戚的方式;另一个是Portia选择亲戚的方式。 一个是杰西卡和罗兰多的爱与私奔。


5、《鸟》

“鸟”是阿里斯托芬斯(公元前414年)的杰作之一,它是唯一一部以神话和幻想为主题的喜剧。 在剧中,两个雅典人和一群鸟儿在天地之间建立了“云端国家”。 国家是理想的社会,贫富不分,没有剥削,劳动是生存的唯一条件。

『肆』 求英语情景剧剧本

小沈阳)《不差钱》
(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景,写着:“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装,身上背着一串蒜头,手上拿着野鸡,拉着毛毛上场。)
This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)
Uncle Zhao Here we are.
Yadar Here we are.
Uncle Zhao It's the most pricy eatin' spot in Tieling: "Scottish Tease / Fool."
Yadar You got it wrong - Scottish taste / feel, not tease / fool.
Uncle Zhao All right, taste / feel. We're gonna have our meal here anyway.
Yadar But it's very expensive.
Uncle Zhao So whu. We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the ba.
Yadar What ba.
Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.
Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed.
Uncle Zhao So whut can you do at al. I'm goin' t'rough all this for you and you had the nerve to forget the bag on the bed! Any money left on yo.
Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.
Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.
Yadar Still not enough.
Uncle Zhao No matter. Waiter!

『伍』 英语短剧剧本

NARRATOR: Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her poor appearance, the prince sneered at
the gift and turned the old woman away, but she warned him not to be
deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within. And when he dismissed
her again, the old woman suddenly changed Into a beautiful lady. The
prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was
no love in his heart, and as punishment, she transformed him into a ugly
beast, and placed a powerful curse on the castle, and all who lived there.
Ashamed of his ugly face, the beast concealed himself inside his castle, with
a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. The rose she had
offered was truly an magic rose, which would bloom until his twenty-first
year. If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the
time the last petal fell, then the curse would be broken. If not, he would
remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair, and lost
all hope, for who could ever learn to love a beast?
Story Prface: There lives a beautiful girl in town , her name’s Belly, she has a kind heart, and
she loves reading
And she is full of imagination. Belly is so beautiful that even then most handsome boy, Gaston, propose to her. But Belly turn him down, because she think Gaston is a crude man with no respect to the others. Belly’s father is a scientist, who enjoys making some strange machines. One day, her father made a great invention, full of hopes, her father went to the apply for the patent. On the way to the Patent Office, he lost his way, and his horse run away. He was helpless, and by accidence, he came to the Castle of the Beast. But he was not welcome there, he was taken prison by the beast. When Belly know her father , she came to the castle, told the beast she would take her father’s place , at the cost of her freedom, in order to set her father free. The beast agreed and let her father go.
From that night on, Belly was living in the castle. Because Belly was so kind and beautiful, every body think she could break the curse, so this night, the beast invited Belly for dinner, but what happened.

BEAST: What's taking so long? I told her to come down. Why isn't she here yet?!?
Servant: Oh, try to be patient, sir. The girl has lost her father and her freedom all in one day. Uh, master. Have you thought that, perhaps, this girl could be the one to break the spell?

BEAST: (angrily) Of course I have. I'm not a fool.
Servant : Good. You fall in love with her, she falls in love with you, and--Poof!--the spell is
broken! We'll be human again by midnight! (That sounds like a good title for a song-- "HumanAgain")
But these things take time. And the rose has already begun to wilt.
BEAST: It's no use. She's so beautiful, and I'm so...well, look at me!
(LUMIERE shrugs his shoulders and looks at MRS. POTTS.)
Servant: Oh, you must help her to see past all that.
BEAST: I don't know how.
Servant: Well, you can start by making yourself more presentable.
Straighten up, try to act like a gentleman.
(BEAST sits up, then straightens his face very formally)
Servant: (adding in) oh yes, when she comes in, give her a smile.
Come, come. Show me the smile. (BEAST bears his
ragged fangs in a scary, and yet funny grin.)
Impress her with your rapier wit.
And above all...
You must control your temper! Now I pick her up.
(After a while, the door creaks open. BEAST wipes the silly face off, and looks to the door
expectantly.)
Servant Uh, good evening.
(BEAST goes from expectant to mad.)
BEAST: (growling) Well, where is she?
Servant: (buying time) Who? Oh! The girl. Yes, the, ah, girl. Well,
actually, she's in the process of, ah, um, circumstances being
what they are, ah... she's not coming.
(Cut to ext of den with door slightly ajar)
BEAST: WHAT!!!!!!!
(Cut to ext of BELLE's room. BEAST runs up to it and bangs on the door.)
BEAST: (Yelling) I thought I told you to come down to dinner!
BELLE: (From behind the door) I'm not hungry.
BEAST: You'll come out or I'll...I'll break down the door!
Servant: (interrupting) Master, I could be wrong, but that may not be the
best way to win the girl's affections.
(pleading) Please! Attempt to be a gentleman.
BEAST: (growing angrier) But she is being so...difficult!
Servant: Gently, gently.
BEAST: (very dejected) Will you come down to dinner?
BELLE: No!
(BEAST looks at the OBJECTS, very frustrated.)
Servant: Suave. Genteel.
BEAST: (Trying to act formal, bowing at the door) It would give me great
pleasure if you would join me for dinner.
Servant: Ahem, ahem, we say 'please.'
BEAST: (once again dejected) ...please.
BELLE: (Mad at BEAST) No, thank you.
BEAST: (furious) You can't stay in there forever!
BELLE: (provokingly) Yes I can!
BEAST: Fine! Then go ahead and STARVE!!!! (To OBJECTS) If she doesn't
eat with me, then she doesn't eat at all!
This night, Belle didn’t eat anything, she felt very hungry, so she snipped out of his bedroom. She walk around in the castle, up the stairs, she came to a room which looked so strange and odd, so she came in. In the room, she saw a terrible scene, with all the furniture turned over, all things messed up. On the wall there was a torn picture. At the middle of the room, sat a table, with a rose on the chair. Just as she was about to touch the rose…..,suddenly, an angry voice ……
BEAST: (growing angry) Why did you come here?
BELLE: (Backing away, scared) I'm sorry,
BEAST: I warned you never to come here!
BELLE: I didn't mean any harm.
BEAST: (Angrier) Do you realize what you could have done? (Begins to
thrash at the furniture)
BELLE: (Pleading, but still scared) Please, stop! No!
BEAST: (Screaming) Get out!!!! GET OUT!!!!
(BELLE turns and flees the room. BEAST calms down, then falls into despair,
finally realizing that he may have destroyed his chances with BELLE. She
reaches the stairway and grabs her cloak. She rushes down the stairs, wrapping
the cloak around her and bursting past a confused LUMIERE and COGSWORTH .)
Servant: Wh- Where are you going?
BELLE: Promise or no promise, I can't stay here another minute!
Servant: Oh no, wait, please wait!
(Servant tries to respond, but BELLE slams the door behind her. He and
bow their heads in sadness. Cut to BELLE outside in the forest
on PHILLIPE. She begins to ride through the forest, but PHILLIPE comes to a
stop. She looks up and sees the WOLVES. She startled, then pulls the reins and
begins to flee. She runs from side to side, making the WOLVES hit the trees (a
la Speederbike chase in Return of the Jedi). PHILLIPE runs out on a frozen
pond, but his and BELLE's weight collapse the ice. The WOLVES chase her into
the water. Some begin to drown, but PHILLIPE is able to get out of the water
before anything serious happens. He runs into a clearing, but becomes
surrounded by WOLVES. He bucks, throwing BELLE off and wrapping the reins
around a tree branch. The WOLVES begin their attack on PHILLIPE, but BELLE
comes to his rescue and beats them away with a stick. One WOLF grabs the stick
in its mouth and breaks half of it off, leaving BELLE defenseless. Another
leaps at her, grabbing the corner of her cloak and dragging her to the ground.
She looks up and sees a WOLF about to jump on top of her. It leaps and is
caught in mid-air by BEAST. He throws the WOLF away, then stands behind them
and BELLE. They lunge at each other. One rips a hole in BEAST's shoulder, and
the others focus their attack on that spot. Finally, BEAST throws a WOLF
against a tree, knocking it out. The others turn and run in fear. BEAST turns
back to BELLE, looks at her despairingly, then collapses. BELLE, grateful to be
alive, turns back to PHILLIPE and begins to get on, but her conscience takes
over, and she walks over to the fallen BEAST. Fade to BELLE and PHILLIPE
walking back to the castle, with BEAST on the horse's back. Fade to int of den,
with BELLE pouring hot water out of MRS. POTTS. She soaks a rag in the water,
then turns to BEAST, who is licking his wounds.)
BELLE: Here now. Oh, don't do that. (BEAST growls at her as she tries to
clean the wound with her rag.) Just...hold still.
(She touches the rag to the wound and BEAST roars in pain. The OBJECTS, who
have been watching, jump back into hiding from the outburst.)
BEAST: That hurts!
BELLE: (In counterpoint) If you'd hold still, it wouldn't hurt as much.
BEAST: Well if you hadn't run away, this wouldn't have happened!
BELLE: Well if you hadn't frightened me, I wouldn't have run away!
BEAST: (Opens his mouth to respond, but has to stop and think of a good
line) Well you shouldn't have been in the West Wing!
BELLE: Well you should learn to control your temper! (BEAST raises his
hand to bring out another point, but finds he has none, so he
bows his head down again. The OBJECTS emerge from their hiding
as BELLE has conquered the ferocious temper of BEAST. BELLE
moves the rag closer to the wound) Now, hold still. This may
sting a little. (BEAST gives a surprised grunt, then grits his
teeth as the rag is applied. BELLE speaks tenderly.) By the way,
thank you, for saving my life.
(BEAST opens his eyes, looking surprised.)
BEAST: (Also very tenderly) You're welcome.
(Camera zooms out and we see the OBJECTS looking on with interest. Fade to
GASTON's tavern, which is empty except for GASTON, LEFOU and MONSIEUR D'ARQUE,
who are all sitting at a table.)
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BEAST: I've never felt this way about anyone. (Looks excited) I want
to do something for her. (Looks discouraged.) But what?
Servant: Well, there's the usual things--flowers, chocolates, promises
you don't intend to keep...
(Cut to int hallway leading to library. BEAST and BELLE are alone.)
BEAST: Belle, there's something I want to show you. (Begins to open the
door, then stops.) But first, you have to close your eyes. (She
looks at him questioningly.) It's a surprise.
(BELLE closes her eyes, and BEAST waves his hand in front of her. Then he opens
the door. He leads her in.)
BELLE: (Just as she enters the room) Can I open them?
BEAST: No, no. Not yet. Wait here.
(BEAST walks away to draw back the curtains. He does, and brilliant sunlight
spills into the room. BELLE flinches reflexively as the light hits her face.)
BELLE: Now can I open them?
BEAST: All right. Now.
(BELLE opens her eyes and the camera pulls back to reveal the gigantic library
filled with books.)
BELLE: I can't believe it. I've never seen so many books in all my life!
BEAST: You--you like it?
BELLE: It's wonderful.
BEAST: Then it's yours.
BEAST: Oh, thank you so much.
This is Christmas Eve, Beast decided to tell Belle that he really loved her, he was really nervous, he asked the servant.
BEAST: (hesitantly) I'm not sure I can do this.
Servant: Tonight is the night!
You don't have time to be timid. You must be bold, daring.
BEAST: Bold. Daring. (BEAST has emerged from the tub and shakes himself
dry.)
Servant: There will be music. Romantic candlelight, provided myself, and
when the time is right, you confess your love.
BEAST: (Inspired) Yes, I -- I con--No, I can't.
Servant: You care for the girl, don't you?
BEAST: More than anything.
(COATRACK begins to cut and chop again. COGSWORTH enters.)
Servant: Ahem ahem ahem. Your lady awaits.
(Cut to grand staircase, where BELLE descends from the West Wing side in a
glittering gold ball gown. She reaches the landing and looks up at BEAST, who
is standing at the top of the stairs in his dress clothes. He is nudged on by
LUMIERE from behind the curtain, and he descends and meets BELLE at the landing.
Arm in arm, they descend the last section of stairs and continue on their way to
dinner, stopped momentarily by FOOTSTOOL. MRS. POTTS sings from her cart with
CHIP on board.)
(BELLE and BEAST have moved into the ballroom, where they move through a
computer perfect dance sequence. BEAST occasionally looks over at LUMIERE and
COGSWORTH for their approval. )
BEAST: Belle? Are you happy here with me?
BELLE: (Hesitantly) Yes. (She looks off into the distance)
BEAST: What is it?
BELLE: (Looks at him desperately) If only I could see my father again,
just for a moment. I miss him so much.
BEAST: (Looks disappointed for a moment, then excited.) There is a way.
(The pair adjourn to BEAST's lair, where BEAST hands BELLE the MAGIC MIRROR.)
BEAST: This mirror will show you anything, anything you wish to see.
BELLE: (Hesitantly) I'd like to see my father, please.
(The MAGIC MIRROR shines into life, and BELLE turns her head away as it flashes.
Then it reveals MAURICE fallen in the woods, coughing and lost. BELLE is
shocked. BEAST looks at her with concern.)
BELLE: Papa. Oh, no. He's sick, he may be dying. And he's all alone.
(BEAST turns, then looks at the rose, deep in thought.)
BEAST: Then...then you must go to him.
BELLE: What did you say?
BEAST: I release you. You are no longer my prisoner.
BELLE: (In amazement) You mean...I'm free?
BEAST: Yes.
BELLE: Oh, thank you. (To MAGIC MIRROR) Hold on, Papa. I'm on my way.
(BELLE turns to leave, then turns back and pushes the MAGIC MIRROR back to
BEAST.)
BEAST: Take it with you, so you'll always have a way to look back, and
remember me.
BELLE: Thank you for understanding how much he needs me.
(BELLE turns to leave and BEAST looks down in depression. She touches her hand
to his cheek and rushes out. We see BELLE's skirt fly past COGSWORTH, who has
entered the room.)
Servant: Well, your highness. I must say everything is going just
peachy. I knew you had it in you.
BEAST: (Very sad) I let her go.
Servant: Ha ha ha, yes. Splend-- (COGSWORTH stops in the middle of his
sentence.) You what? How could you do that?
BEAST: I had to.
Servant: (Still amazed) Yes, but why?
BEAST: Because, I love her.
(Cut to BEAST watching BELLE leave from above. He roars in sorrow and anger.
His roar turns into the sound of the wind. BELLE is out in the snow, calling
out "Papa?" Finally, she finds him face down in a snowbank. They return home,
(Cut to black. POV of MAURICE as his eyes open. He sees BELLE.)
Father: Belle?
BELLE: It's all right, Papa. I'm home.
Father: I thought I'd never see you again.
BELLE: I missed you so much.
Father: But the beast. How did you escape?
BELLE: I didn't escape, Papa. He let me go.
Father: That horrible beast?
BELLE: But he's different, now. He's changed somehow.And I …..I think I fell in love with him.
Suddenly, Gaston jumped out from the cupboard, very angrily, when he knew whom Belle loved was that ugly beast, he ran in rage. He shouted to all the People.
Gaston: That Monster is a great harm to us. He will kill us one by one, we have to kill it. Let’s go, man, let’s fight. We'll lay siege to his castle and bring back his head!
(Cut to int of basement, where BELLE is prying at the window with a stick.)
BELLE: I have to warn the beast. This is all my fault. Oh, Papa. What
are we going to do? I must stop Gaston
MOB: We don't like, what we don't
Understand, it frankly scares us
And this monster is mysterious at least!
Bring your guns, bring your knives,
Save your children and your wives,
We'll save our village and our lives,
We'll kill the beast!
COGSWORTH: I knew it, I knew it was foolish to get our hopes up.
LUMIERE: Maybe it would have been better if she had never come at all.
(FOOTSTOOL comes in barking. They rush over to the window expecting the return
of BELLE.)
LUMIERE: Could it be?
MRS. POTTS: Is it she?
LUMIERE: (Realizing the MOB is not BELLE) Sacre bleu, invaders!
COGSWORTH: Encroachers!
MRS. POTTS: (Seeing GASTON) And they have the mirror!
COGSWORTH: (Issuing orders) Warn the master. If it's a fight they want,
we'll be ready for them. (Turns around from window) Who's with
me? Aahh! (The door is slammed as the rest of the OBJECTS leave
COGSWORTH behind.)
Gaston ,with all the men, rushed into the castle, they began to fight with the furniture in the castle.
GASTON: Take whatever booty you can find, but remember, the beast is mine!
(Cut to stairway, where OBJECTS are marching down to do battle with the MOB.)
Servant: sir, the castle is under attack!

BEAST: Leave me in peace.
MRS. POTTS: What shall we do, master?
BEAST: (Still very sad) It doesn't matter now. Just let them come.

(GASTON broken off from the mob, and is searching out BEAST. BELLE, MAURICE, PHILLIPE
and CHIP are making their way to the castle. Finally, the invaders are chased
out and the objects celebrate their victory.)
GASTON releases the arrow and it strikes BEAST in the shoulder. He screams in
pain and stands. GASTON rushes him and they fly out the window onto the
balcony, where it has begun to rain.)
GASTON: Ha ha ha ha ha!
(GASTON corners BEAST on the edge of the roof. BEAST simply sits there in
despair.)
GASTON: Get up! Get up! What's the matter, Beast? Too kind and gentle to
fight back?
(BEAST looks down ignoring him. GASTON walks into the foreground and breaks off
a piece of the roof. He is about to smash it on BEAST's head when BELLE's voice
drifts up. She is on the bridge and is yelling to GASTON, telling him to stop.)
BELLE: No!
BEAST: (Hearing her voice and giving him new life) Belle.
BELLE: Gaston, don't!
(GASTON swings down at BEAST, but he catches the weapon in his hand. BEAST
rises up and roars in GASTON's face. They proceed through a fight on the
rooftop. Finally, BEAST takes a hiding place among the gargoyles in the
darkness. Meanwhile, BELLE enters the castle on the ground.)
BELLE: Let's go, Phillipe!
GASTON: Come on out and fight! Were you in love with her, beast? Did you
honestly think she'd want you when she had someone like me?
(BEAST has been waken enough. He fight again.)
GASTON: It's over, beast! Belle is mine!
(This time, however, BEAST picks up GASTON by the neck and holds him out over
the edge of the roof. GASTON pleads with BEAST.)
GASTON: Put me down. Put me down. Please, don't hurt me! I'll do
anything! Anything!
(BEAST's anger slowly melts off his face, and the look of compassion r

『陆』 推荐英文短剧剧本

荆轲刺秦王吧 我们刚演过 效果很好

荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
(Introction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):

Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音:It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! (面对观众)
I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三:Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~
(作杀状)太子:Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!这句话要跟观众交流,最好由观众来回答,然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状) Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三:After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子:Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三:Yes.Action II(《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐)荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?
荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状:What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don\'t need any reason to win a person. Don\'t we? Do we? (赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?)李莫愁:Momma always said: \"Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you\'re gonna get.\" I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲再次大笑太子丹上(抱拳):How are you?
荆柯:Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹:Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
荆柯:Sure!太子丹:How are you?

荆柯:Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯:Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹:Oh, I’m kidding too!(毕恭毕敬)May I have your name card, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着:

To be or not to be, that's a question.

阿三:Hero,we need your help.
荆柯:I am busy now!
太子丹:You can get a lot of money.
荆柯:I am very busy now!
阿三:IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯:I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上场的美女,激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.

荆柯(流口水):I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三:What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三:Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲:TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹:I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China.
荆柯(激动):Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t rece my weight.
阿三:You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧?难道你真的想要吗……
(《No matter》音乐起,荆轲先与阿三跳探戈,拥入怀中,又甩出去,阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴,最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型,向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿,荆轲做调戏状。)
荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹与阿三(撞胯,击掌)Yeah!

Action Ш
(《大话西游》主题曲响起)
荆珂挽着妻子,太子丹,阿三在后.
阿三:Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荆珂:Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹:I will miss you, baby.
(太子丹,阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起,荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型,忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过,向荆轲抛媚眼,并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看,妻子发觉不对,扭过头来。)
荆珂(急忙收敛):Darling, I love you.
妻子:I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!(《肖申克的救赎》)
荆珂(流泪) :I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你,选自《飘》)
妻子:Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荆珂(欲走还留,执子之手又曰):Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise(泰坦尼克号沉船时,Jack对Rose的倾诉).
妻子:"I promise."
荆轲:"Never let go. “
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
(荆轲的发音和jack很像,所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。)
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪,
荆珂上船,渐渐远去
妻子:It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手机拨号,阿三接手机): Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三:Okay okay!

旁白:Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.

The End

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『捌』 英语情景剧剧本 10分钟

英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》

Wanders every five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(ABandC)

(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
wife is Wu Song.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)

Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum?
JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law”.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and cks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your
son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)

Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I’m no tinterrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter
Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go
and tell him.(下)
L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)

Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!

Act4
(J开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头,但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状,接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan next month.WE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书$1,000,000)

Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期.MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L听到J的声音,掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒,挥拳向J打来.J矮身一躲,MS打中了J身后的L,L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!(挥拳向MS冲去)
(J与MS混战,JM上,以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L,关切地问):Honey,how are you?
L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
(音乐起 Can You Celebrate)

『玖』 英语情景剧剧本《看病》

按出场顺序依次为:A:病人,B:医生,C、D:A的陪同者
A: Good morning,doctor! A:早上好,医生!
B:Good morning! What's the matter? B:早上好!怎么了?
A:I feel sore all over and I have a headache.I am afraid that is a cold. A:我感到浑身酸痛,并且头痛。恐怕我是感冒了。
B:This is a thermometer(θəəmɔmɪtə(r)).Here you are! B:这是体温计,给你测下体温。
A:OK. A:好的。
B:How long have you been like this? B:像这种情况多长时间了?
A:About Since last night.I was trembling with cold. A:大概从昨晚开始吧,我冷得发抖。
C:She also has a runny nose. C:她还不停的流鼻涕。
D:she also can’t stop sneezing lastnight. D:而且她昨晚不断的打喷嚏。 B:Oh,Iknow.Give me the thermometerB:哦,我知道了,给我体温计看一下。 (C帮医生接过A的体温计,顺便看了一下。)
C:Oh,my god.It’s 40 degrees. C:哦,我的天啊,竟然烧到了40度!
D: You actually are hanging on! D:哦,你竟然还活着!
B:Let me look you over carefully. B:让我给你做个仔细的检查。
A:Is it serious? A:我病的严重吗?
B:Not serious.you've got the flu.Here are some pills for you.Plerse take them three times a day and drink more water. B:并不怎么严重,你得了流感,拿些药就好了,一天三次,并且要多喝水。
A:Thank you very much! A:非常感谢!
D:How soon can she be all right again? D:她多久能转好啊?
B:If you have a good rest,you will be all right in three days.B:如果你能好好休息,最多三天就能好了。
C:I hope you can recover as quickly as possible. C:我希望你能尽快好起来
B:Good luck! B:祝你好运!
A、C、D:Thank you!Goodbye! A、C、D:谢谢,再见!
B、B:Bye! B:再见!